[[Turn on your PC]]
(set:$flirt to 0)
(set: $ending to "null")
You hear the signature three note startup sound of Windows 11. Your PC's HDD whirs as you wipe the sleep from your eyes.
[[Open Discord]]You check your friends list to see who is online. There's not nearly as many users here as when you were in high school, but that's okay. It has always been, and always will be, a matter of quality over quantity when it comes to friends.
[[austin#0069 is online]](text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] whats swingin baby?
[[not much. was gonna play some minecraft for old times sake. lol]](text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] oh behave!
[[lol you first austin!]]
(set: $flirt to it + 1)(text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] yeah baby yeah!
(text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] you should stream it on the mi6 server i want to see your shag palace, baby!
[[ok ok lol i can stream it]]
[[idk its not anything special]](text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] never in a million years!
(text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] so whats swingin baby?
[[not much. was gonna play some minecraft for old times sake. lol]](text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:]hey baby!
[[yooooo!]]
[[shall we shag now, or shag later?]][[shagmaster is typing...]](text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] yeah baby yeah!
[[Stream Minecraft]](text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] don't sell yourself short baby
[[you're always so sweet to me]]
[[ok ok lol i can stream it]]
(text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] you deserve it
(text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] ;)
[[ok ok lol i can stream it]]
[[you deserve it too, austin]](set: $flirt to it + 1)
(text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] oh behave!
(text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] you've officially made this international man of mystery blush baby
(text-colour:magenta)[shagmaster:] now show me your minecraft house baby!
[[ok ok lol i can stream it]]You boot up Minecraft in windowed mode to make it a little easier to stream. The MI6 server is pretty inactive right now, so you use the first open voice chat you see to stream. You load your survival world and find yourself standing just outside of your small and, frankly, shabby house. You're nowhere near as good at building as some people are. You feel a little shy about sharing this. Why?
[[It feels oddly intimate.]]
[[You don't usually play games with other people.]]Intimate because you're sharing a hobby with a friend?
Or intimate in a romantic way? Like you're letting a lover learn more about you?
[[The first one.]]
[[The second one.]]
[[Both.]]Interesting.
[[You hear the notification chime for Austin joining the voice chat.]]
Interesting.
(set: $flirt to it + 1)
[[You hear the notification chime for Austin joining the voice chat.]]
Interesting.
(set: $flirt to it + 1)
[[You hear the notification chime for Austin joining the voice chat.]]
[[Hey Austin!]](text-colour:magenta)["Long time no hear, baby! Now let's see this pad of yours."]
[["Don't laugh at it."]]
[["Welcome to casa del shag, Austin!"]](text-colour:magenta)["What's they're to laugh at, baby? The place looks nice!"]
You smile at your (if:$flirt < 3)[friend's](if:$flirt is 3)[lover's] compliment.
[[Show him the crafting room]]
[[Show him the farm outside]]
[[Show him the bedroom]](text-colour:magenta)["Oh behave!"]
(if:$flirt is 0)[He says this seriously.](if:$flirt is 1)[He says this somewhat jokingly.](if:$flirt is 2)[He says this jokingly.](if:$flirt is 3)[He says this with overt flirtation.]
[[Show him the crafting room]]
[[Show him the farm outside]]
[[Show him the bedroom]](text-colour:magenta)["Lots of furnaces in here! Try not to get burned, baby!"]
[[You've already set a fire in me, Austin!]]
[[Don't worry, that won't happen.]](text-colour:magenta)["Oh are those chickens? Groovy!"]
[[Yeah I farm eggs here and I've been trying to automate butchering with redstone I'm just...having trouble.]]
[[Wouldn't it be nice if we had a little farm like this together, Austin?]]
(text-colour:magenta)["Is this the bedroom? Buy me a drink first, baby!"]
He laughs.
[[Maybe I should pop down a second bed so we can share this room together?]]
[[Oh behave!]](if:$flirt is not 1)[(if:$flirt is not 0)[(set: $flirt to it + 1)]]He doesn't say anything. (if:$flirt is 2)[You wait in anticipation for his response.] (if:$flirt is 3)[There's a romantic tension in his silence.](if:$flirt is 4)[There is a palpable sexual tension between the two of you.]
[[Austin?]]He doesn't say anything. (if:$flirt is 2)[You wait in anticipation for his response.] (if:$flirt is 3)[There's a romantic tension in his silence.](if:$flirt is 4)[There is a palpable sexual tension between the two of you.]
[[Austin?]]He doesn't say anything. (if:$flirt is 2)[You wait in anticipation for his response.] (if:$flirt is 3)[There's a romantic tension in his silence.](if:$flirt is 4)[There is a palpable sexual tension between the two of you.]
[[Austin?]](if:$flirt is not 1)[(if:$flirt is not 0)[(set: $flirt to it + 1)]]He doesn't say anything. (if:$flirt is 2)[You wait in anticipation for his response.] (if:$flirt is 3)[There's a romantic tension in his silence.](if:$flirt is 4)[There is a palpable sexual tension between the two of you.]
[[Austin?]](if:$flirt is not 1)[(if:$flirt is not 0)[(set: $flirt to it + 1)]]He doesn't say anything. (if:$flirt is 2)[You wait in anticipation for his response.] (if:$flirt is 3)[There's a romantic tension in his silence.](if:$flirt is 4)[There is a palpable sexual tension between the two of you.]
[[Austin?]]He doesn't say anything. (if:$flirt is 2)[You wait in anticipation for his response.] (if:$flirt is 3)[There's a romantic tension in his silence.](if:$flirt is 4)[There is a palpable sexual tension between the two of you.]
[[Austin?]](if:$flirt is 0)[(text-colour:magenta)["Oh hey, sorry! Got a message from Basil. Looks like I've got a meeting to get to. Nice house, baby! See you later.]
He disconnects from the voice chat. (set: $ending to "friends")](if:$flirt is 1)[(text-colour:magenta)["Oh hey, sorry! Got a message from Basil. Looks like I've got a meeting to get to in a bit."
"I've enjoyed this, baby! I would love to get in a Realm with you sometime. Let me know if you want to! Talk to you later."]
He disconnects from the voice chat. (set: $ending to "buddies")](if:$flirt is 2)[(text-colour:magenta)["Oh hey, sorry! Got a message from Basil. Looks like I've got a meeting to get to in a bit."
"I've enjoyed this, baby! And...I enjoy you. I should come over to your //real// house sometime. Have ourselves a shindig, baby! Be seeing you."]
He disconnects from the voice chat. (set: $ending to "flirtation")](if:$flirt is 3)[(text-colour:magenta)["Oh hey, sorry! Got a message from Basil. Looks like I've got a meeting to get to in a bit."
"I've enjoyed this, baby! And...I enjoy you. I should come over to your //real// house sometime. Have ourselves a shindig, baby!"]
He pauses.
(text-colour:magenta)["You mean a lot to me."]
He disconnects from the voice chat. (set: $ending to "lovers")](if:$flirt is 4)[(text-colour:magenta)["Oh hey, sorry! Got a message from Basil. Looks like I've got a meeting to get to in a bit."
"I've enjoyed this, baby! And...I enjoy you. I should come over to your //real// house sometime. Have ourselves a shindig, baby!"]
He pauses.
(text-colour:magenta)["I love you."]
He disconnects from the voice chat. (set: $ending to "soulmates")]
[[Disconnect and end the stream.]](if:$ending is "null")[How'd you get this ending? This is the glitch ending and should be impossible.](if:$ending is "friends")[You've achieved the "Just Friends" Ending! Try to get the other four endings!](if:$ending is "buddies")[You've achieved the "Buddy-Buddy" Ending! Try to get the other four endings!](if:$ending is "flirtation")[You've achieved the "Flirting Stage" Ending! Try to get the other four endings!](if:$ending is "lovers")[You've achieved the "Lovers" Ending! Try to get the other four endings!](if:$ending is "soulmates")[You've achieved the "Soulmates" Ending! Try to get the other four endings!]
[[Restart->Beginning]]That can change.
[[You hear the notification chime for Austin joining the voice chat.]]